Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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