hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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