You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just invented taco cereal.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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