But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Who did Billy Mays play for?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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