I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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