Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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