we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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