when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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