I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
