you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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