Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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