Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Did I show you my penis last night?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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