if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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