i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
