Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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