Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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