I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
