i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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