I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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