honey bunches of taint.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
