i always forget guys have bellybuttons
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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