I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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