I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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