Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
