too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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