There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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