She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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