Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
