is your mom at the bar?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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