I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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