You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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