He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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