You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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