he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Bring me that man meat
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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