also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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