I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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