I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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