I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He passed out mid-signature
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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