Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
A+ Viking dick
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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