I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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