capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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