I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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