Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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