After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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