Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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