Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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