oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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