Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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