from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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