I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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