Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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