i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
And then my night got REAL pukey
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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