Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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