i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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