Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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