god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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