How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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